My Wife, the Census Taker
In case you hadn’t noticed, your neighborhood is being canvassed by strangers approaching your door. They aren’t selling anything, asking you to sign a petition, or trying to convince you
Author: Paul DiSclafani
The Results Are In …
Recently, I visited my doctor’s office for a checkup and renewal of my medications. I was surprised to see a sign outside the office: “You cannot enter the office unless
Back to the Drive-In Movie
While Long Islanders continue to practice social distancing, it seems like we won’t be congregating inside a movie theater any time soon. No matter the recommended precautions and meticulous cleaning
Is This the End of the Handshake?
Humans began shaking hands sometime in the fifth century BC in Ancient Greece, not as a gesture of friendship, but basically, because people couldn’t trust each other. It was a
Louie the Labrador Speaks Out
In these days of “Social Distancing,” we can’t be too confident about what we can and cannot do. So, to be sure, I’d like to keep you safe from any
A Few Hours at the DMV
After hearing the horror stories on the news about the long lines at the DMV recently, I decided to give it a try in the late afternoon. To get a
My Stupid House
2020 Press Club of Long Island Award Winner Humor Column (2nd Place) Here’s what we do in our house when we forget to leave a light on and walk in