Are You Ready For Human Composting?
Sometimes, the garbage in my kitchen pail really stinks. Most of the time, it’s because somebody threw a food item into the pail a few days ago and now it
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The Other “R” Word for January 2024
NOTE: This column came in First Place in the 2025 Press Club of Long Island Media Awards Since January 2017, I’ve been sharing a listing of New Year’s Resolutions I
I’m Still a Man, Right?
I’m going to tell you something, but you have to promise not to tell anyone, OK? I went for a pedicure. There, I said it. I was telling my wife
A Few Hours at the DMV
After hearing the horror stories on the news about the long lines at the DMV recently, I decided to give it a try in the late afternoon. To get a
My Stupid House
2020 Press Club of Long Island Award Winner Humor Column (2nd Place) Here’s what we do in our house when we forget to leave a light on and walk in