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Category: Just For Laughs

A Fortune Awaits

pdisco23 February 3, 2021February 18, 2021

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 236 total views,  1 views today As an award-winning columnist, I have periodically received emails informing me of untold riches awaiting just a simple response. Unlike those foreign Prince scams you’ve read

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The Unwanted Return of Traffic

pdisco23 January 13, 2021January 18, 2021

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 143 total views,  1 views today Of all the things we were looking forward to returning from hiatus while we deal with the COVID-19 pandemic, traffic was probably at the very bottom

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My Voicemail is Full

pdisco23 November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

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 239 total views My friend Mike called on my cell phone last week. Although in today’s world, that would typically not be news. It’s just that he usually calls me on

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Why Are We Raking Leaves in August?

pdisco23 September 16, 2020October 19, 2020

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 26 total views As August ended and we were led kicking and screaming into Labor Day, the days were still hot and sticky, but the nights were getting colder. You may

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My Wife, the Census Taker

pdisco23 September 2, 2020October 19, 2020

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 27 total views,  1 views today In case you hadn’t noticed, your neighborhood is being canvassed by strangers approaching your door. They aren’t selling anything, asking you to sign a petition, or

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The Results Are In …

pdisco23 August 26, 2020October 19, 2020

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 26 total views Recently, I visited my doctor’s office for a checkup and renewal of my medications. I was surprised to see a sign outside the office: “You cannot enter the

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Is This the End of the Handshake?

pdisco23 August 5, 2020October 19, 2020

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 24 total views Humans began shaking hands sometime in the fifth century BC in Ancient Greece, not as a gesture of friendship, but basically, because people couldn’t trust each other. It

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My Stupid House

pdisco23 May 3, 2019October 19, 2020

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 22 total views 2020 Press Club of Long Island Award Winner Humor Column (2nd Place) Here’s what we do in our house when we forget to leave a light on and

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