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Category: Just For Laughs

Chickening Out on Eating Lobster

pdisco23 April 7, 2021April 18, 2021

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When going out to dinner, I expect a pleasant dining experience. I’ll usually order something I am familiar with. Still, I always try to make it something that I couldn’t

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Why Would Anyone Eat These Things?

pdisco23 March 31, 2021April 4, 2021

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When I first read about these delicacies, which are dubbed the “Shrimp of the Land,” I thought it was a joke article. I love satirical humor articles from sources like The

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A Fortune Awaits

pdisco23 February 3, 2021April 17, 2021

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As an award-winning columnist, I have periodically received emails informing me of untold riches awaiting just a simple response. Unlike those foreign Prince scams you’ve read about, my loyal readers

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The Unwanted Return of Traffic

pdisco23 January 13, 2021January 18, 2021

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Of all the things we were looking forward to returning from hiatus while we deal with the COVID-19 pandemic, traffic was probably at the very bottom of the list. First-run

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My Voicemail is Full

pdisco23 November 13, 2020May 27, 2022

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My friend Mike called on my cell phone last week. Although in today’s world, that would typically not be news. It’s just that he usually calls me on the house

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Why Are We Raking Leaves in August?

pdisco23 September 16, 2020July 20, 2021

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As August ended and we were led kicking and screaming into Labor Day, the days were still hot and sticky, but the nights were getting colder. You may have noticed

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My Wife, the Census Taker

pdisco23 September 2, 2020July 20, 2021

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In case you hadn’t noticed, your neighborhood is being canvassed by strangers approaching your door. They aren’t selling anything, asking you to sign a petition, or trying to convince you

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The Results Are In …

pdisco23 August 26, 2020July 20, 2021

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Recently, I visited my doctor’s office for a checkup and renewal of my medications. I was surprised to see a sign outside the office: “You cannot enter the office unless

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Is This the End of the Handshake?

pdisco23 August 5, 2020October 19, 2020

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Humans began shaking hands sometime in the fifth century BC in Ancient Greece, not as a gesture of friendship, but basically, because people couldn’t trust each other. It was a

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Louie the Labrador Speaks Out

pdisco23 April 20, 2020May 4, 2025

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In these days of “Social Distancing,” we can’t be too confident about what we can and cannot do.  So, to be sure, I’d like to keep you safe from any

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